Hey, Donut!

New Blog!!!

2009-03-26T16:06:00.000-07:00

Go on over to www.heydonut.wordpress.com!

I know, I'm fickle. But cute, so whatevs.

I LOVE ALL MY FANS!!!

I'm SO confused!!!

2009-02-13T00:12:00.000-08:00

So hold up.

I haven't been able to get to a computer because my Mama left me!!! And took her computer with her!

The last time I saw my Mama was at Auntie Wendy's house. She brought me there with my bag and my crate. And then we cuddled and Mama started crying but nothing was happening. And she put me in my crate and Bambina and Speedo were bouncing around as usual, and then she gave me a treat and went outside. I thought she was gonna come back, but she never did! She called me on my birthday, but I didn't really have time to talk because I was licking myself (my favorite thing to do, EVER!). Anyway, she told me that I was gonna stay at Auntie Wendy's for HALF A YEAR!!! Mama said she was going to travel all over the place with some show and she can't take me with her! I say that's horsepie!

And then last week, my Mama's dad picked me up and I don't like him too much because he's always petting me and tickling me when I don't want to be bothered! So he puts me in my bag and puts me in the car and we go driving for a loooooooooong time!!! Then we park and I'm scared thinking "WHERE AM I!?!" and then I realize that I'm at my old house with my first Mama! So I'm playing with some old friends and some new ones and hanging out with First Mama just like old times! I don't know how long I'm going to stay here, but Bambina isn't feeling too good and she needs her rest because I'm apparently too hyper. Whatever. Ain't nobody can hold down a party like Donut, so whatevs...

I guess I'm only gonna be here a short time, though. But I really miss my real Mama. I hope she comes to get me soon! Then I can play with Twister and yell at Uncle J. I bet he misses me, too.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

2009-01-01T00:16:00.000-08:00

MAMA PLAYED A JOKE ON ME!!!

2008-12-29T15:55:00.001-08:00

Me and My Mama

2008-12-28T19:09:00.001-08:00

I love my Mama!!

DUCKIES!!!!!

2008-12-28T18:13:00.000-08:00

Look what I did today!!!!! SOOOOOO FUN!!!!

Merry Christmas!

2008-12-25T20:48:00.000-08:00

I'm in LA! Mama and me flew in a big ol' plane a week ago and it was so boring. I rode in planes before and she puts me inside my cozy bag (which I love love love) and put me under the seat in front of her. I don't know why she won't let me sit in her lap, but then I remember all the scary people on the plane and then I say "Forget it!"

Anyway, it's lots of fun except for having to pee outside in the cold. My mama's mama's house doesn't have a doggy toilet so I have to hold it in at night! I can't just get up at 6am to go pee when I want and it's hard but I did it! And now it's not a problem! I had an accident on the first day and then last night I had diarrhea because I ate some Christmas ham (only a tiny piece!) but other than than I'm amazing. I didn't eat today cuz my belly is a bit grumbly but that's okay. Mama said she would give me some rice and chicken when I'm feeling better.

I wore my Christmas sweater. I wish I got to wear my Santa hat and beard to the Christmas party last night but Mama forgot it! Now we have to wait a whooooooooooole year before I get to wear it again! Boooo...

Mama got me two toys! A carrot like in the movie Bolt and also a stuffed doggy that barks back! I got a frisbee from Aunty Wendy, too. Mama's trying to teach me how to catch it in the air but it's scary! What if it hits me in the face?! I have such a cute face...

I get to spend a week with my cousins Speedo and Bambina! Mama has to work in LA and she can't take me with her which makes me sad but then I get to hang out with my cousins so it's okay.

Here's a video of me doing tricks! Wow, I'm smart.

Michael Vick Dog Chew Toy

2008-12-13T16:26:00.001-08:00

I want one of these!

Too bad they can't make them!!!! I'd get them for all my friends like Twister and Allie and BismolKJ and Speedo and Bambina and all those other dogs at the dog park so we can have a Let's-Chew-Up-Michael-Vick party.

Oh well...

I'm glad the world has these people in it.

The Park and Cuddle Time

2008-12-07T21:06:00.000-08:00

Mama made us cuddle. As you can see
we are very uncomfortable. I don't
like Twister like that!

We're JUST friends!!!

Anyway, we went to the park today! It was soooooo cold! Mama let me wear a sweater and I played with a new dog named Lucy. She's the same size as Twister and pretty mellow. At first she seemed suspiciously strange...but she liked to chase a frisbee! She was nice, though. Uncle J threw things and Lucy went to go get them but Twister is lazy so she didn't and I'm too scared to be more than 10 feet away from my Mama in public!!

There was a shaggy dog walking around the pond with its dad. The dog was big and hairy and I didn't like it walking around MY pond! So I told him to go away! And he tried to play with me and Mama said that if I barked at other dogs that she would leave me forever and she walked away!!! So I chased her down and stuck close to her because I love my Mama.

But then this other dog named Banger chased me! He was scarier than Max! He chased me and I ran from him but then I turned around and told him to STOP IT!!! Then Mama rescued me and Banger's dad told him to leave me alone which he did. Then when we were leaving, Banger chased me again!!! He was bigger and skinnier than Twister and very bouncy so I got scared! Mama picked me up and told me to be a brave boy, but it's so hard! We went home and then I was so tired!!

What a long day!!! Zzzzz...

IMPORTANT INFO!!

2008-12-05T20:02:00.000-08:00

HUMAN FOODS THAT POISON PETS

Thank goodness my Mama keeps me on my dog food!

New shirts!!!

2008-12-05T19:19:00.000-08:00

A coupla days ago my Mama got me some new shirts! I love wearing shirts! We went to this nice lady's house and she had 3 dogs!! I was so scared! They looked like bears! A grizzly bear and a polar bear! And then another little guy who wanted to play with me and I woulda played if I wasn't so nervous!!! He was so nice to give me his old shirts that don't fit anymore. I love love love them and I think I look handsome, don't you?

Hey, you can see my litter box in the
corner. I'm so awesome I know how to
use a litter box!!!

I like this shirt because my friend
who also lives in my house is a cat
named Seth and he's cool. We're so
cool. I gotta get a picture of me
and Seth up here soon!!!

Me and My Bestie!!!

2008-12-04T21:03:00.001-08:00

Me and Twister at the University of Memphis,
one of my favorite places to pee! This was
right after I got my hair cut a couple months ago.
But I like it long, like a hippie.

Just relaxin', chillin' & illin' woof woof woof...

A very awkward moment between us. (hehehehe)

Floating Donut!!!

2008-12-04T11:30:00.000-08:00

So yesterday, me and Mama and Twister and Uncle J went to the park!!! I ran and romped and Twister chased me and I chased her and it was so fun! Especially since that huge babydog Max wasn't there! Another big dog chased me but they knew that I didn't want to play and ran away. It's those babies that I don't like!

Anyway Mama made me sit on a small log that was sitting in the water. It wasn't floating thank Dog, otherwise I might have floated away!

Look at my tiny toothpick legs! That's what
happens when my feet get wet!

I like this picture better cuz I look cute.
It looks like I'm floating but it's an ILLUSION!

Anyways we didn't stay too long because the sun started to go down and Mama says that bats might swoop down and bite me! Scary!!

MY WEEKEND!!

2008-11-28T21:30:00.000-08:00

OMG I am so tired! I had an exciting Thanksgiving Holiday (WTF is that, I dunno, seems like any other couple days to me, but whatever), anyway on Wednesday my Momma took me to THE VET. I hate that guy. I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM!!! Why does Momma give him money to poke needles in me?! And they carry me and pet me and I hate it!!! DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!! I crawled back in my doggy bag but Momma pulled me out and HANDED ME TO THEM. I WAS SO MAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!! UGH. Anyway, Momma took me to the park afterwards with Uncle J and Cousin Twister and it was fun until I met this scary dog named Max who was like only a baby but he was BIGGER THAN TWISTER and SHE'S HUGE!!! He chased me and ran into me, and then when Momma picked me up he kept trying to LICK MY PRIVATE AREA!!! I cried and Momma and Uncle J took me and Twister for a walk around the pond to get away from him!!!

Oh but that wasn't the end of it! Just when I thought we were going home, the car didn't stop moving! We ended up at Cousin Twister's house and there were all these STRANGE people there!!! They all looked at me and I don't like it when people LOOK AT ME!!! But I relaxed a little after that. Uncle J's momma is cool, but his papa is real big and scary!!!! We stayed there FOREVER and then went home. I was tired and conked right out!!

The next day, we went BACK to Uncle J's and all was fine and dandy until my personal disaster. Uncle J's sister has TWO strange dogs! Allie is smaller than Twister and quieter but I don't know her so I don't like her. And then BISMOL, or KJ or whatever her name is IS SO BIG!!! SHE TRIED TO EAT ME!!! Momma let her LICK ME!!! So I peed on Momma. I hope that teaches her a lesson not to let anybody LICK ME!!!! Luckily they kept me away from that beast. Momma says she's nice but I don't believe her. Can't trust people, sometimes.

Then afterwards, me and Momma went to Uncle J's office where he works! I had fun exploring all over a new place. I'm glad Twister was there because her big butt is all warm so I laid down next to her to take a nap. She told me to move over but I was comfortable and as long as I'm happy, everything is peaches I think. There was a CAT, a MEAN CAT named Garbage that lives there. She hissed at me and spat at me and I chased her up her tree and told her to STAY THERE. And she stayed. Hah.

I went home and was so tired and I slept forEVER. And today, we went back AGAIN to Uncle J's house. BismolKJ and Allie was there. I tried to play with Allie but she just walked away!!! Momma took me outside to see BismolKJ and she sniffed me but didn't lick me and so I didn't pee on Momma. She was glad, she told me.

So then we went home and I rested and Momma cleaned my litter box and it don't stink anymore so now I have to go a stink it back up again. She undid ALL MY HARD WORK. Oh well. I'll get to it ASAP.

The Bodesmas Song

2008-11-24T16:53:00.000-08:00

Mama wrote a Christmas song for me. Except she calls me by my nickname "Bodes" sometimes. I wonder why she calls me that...

The Bodesmas Song

Donut roasting by an open fire
Twiggles lapping at her nose
Donut thinks, and he plots and conspires...
Poor Twiggles, bothered by The Bodes

Everybody knows that Twiggles and the Bodlechodes
Sometimes end up in a fight
Little turd with agendas aglow
Is lucky Twiggles doesn't bite

She knows that Chodles might be gay
Because he lost his balls last April or last May
And every time he lunges at her face
His mama comes to put him in his place...

And so they go off to the park to play
Because that's what these doggies do
Although he's the Chodes or the Bodes, anyway...
Merry Bodesmas to you...

Grr...

2008-11-24T16:47:00.000-08:00

I hate this cone. And Mama is at work and I'm all alone watching stupid Food Network because Mama says whenever I watch Animal Planet I go crazy and that's only because I want to play with the dogs in the TV!!!! No fair.

I wonder if I can convince her to put on Cartoons tomorrow...

OMG VET APPOINTMENT ON WEDNESDAY!!! I'm skurrrrrred!!!! Always with the pokey pokey and touching and hands where I can't even reach...I don't like them.

OMG MY BUTT ITCHES!!!

2008-11-23T15:26:00.000-08:00

Okay, so it's been super long since I wrote on my blog but Mommy's computer got broken after we moved to Memphis!!!! But that's okay, her Kissypoo lets her use his computer sometimes. Today, I get to use it!!!

So ummmm...let's see...I have a cone on my head today cuz I keep chewing my butt. Mommy won't let me chew on my butt and she got all crazy and coned me and I swear I hate this thing!! I guess it keeps my butt from getting red, but I don't care, I just wanna chew chew chew...

Me and Twister went to the park today and saw our old friend Eby who we haven't seen in a looooooong time. He's a big ol' brown fellow who is in love with his tennis ball. He throws it at my mommy and mommy throws it far away and he goes and gets it and throws it back at her. I tried to tell him to stop throwing things at my mommy but he wouldn't listen. He's cool, I guess. He was my first friend ever at the dog park and I used to chase him around but after I got my balls chopped off, I haven't been the same...

Anyways, me and Twister are great friends now, but I don't like it when she comes in MY room and sits on MY bed! Mommy gets mad when I get mad at her so I just grumble under my breath. At least she knows not to eat MY food.

OMG my mommy's Kissypoo is something else. He always cradles me and asks me if I love him, but he's just weird. I guess he's cool most of the time but he's soooooo tall!!! I'm minute compared to him and I guess it scares me...you know...since I got my balls chopped off. I dunno...I think I might actually...like him. Whodathunk?

I wonder when Mommy is gonna take me back to daycare. I have so much fun when I'm there, except for a couple of the dogs they chase me and I don't like it but I'm learning how to be a brave boy.

Anyways, I have to go now!!!! I'm gonna try to destroy this cone and chew on my butt while Mommy's not looking.

PUDDLES!!!

2008-01-07T14:55:00.000-08:00

I LOVE PUDDLES!! Today me and my mama went to a new park and everything smelled so different. And I was so excited because I didn't get to walk yesterday because it was raining really bad and mama kept taking me outside in the rain to pee and I don't like it when the sky is peeing on me while I'm trying to pee. So anyway we went to this new park except she didn't take my leash off but she let the leash go sometimes and I got to chase her and then this one time she ran off and I started to chase her! Oh the grass felt so good on my toes, and I was getting closer but then I looked to my right and saw a HUGE puddle so I ran straight into it and splashed around and ran in a circle! Mama kept running but then she turned around and started laughing at me because I was splashing! So then we walk around some more and I see a BIGGER puddle! This one looked like a lake! Mama was talking to her kissypoo (my Uncle J) and I decided I was gonna run right through that big ol puddle! The water felt so cool and splashy...then when I got to the middle the water went all the way up to my shoulder! I turned around and ran right back to my mama. I don't like the deep water! Mama was laughing at me and I guess it was pretty funny. She told me to go again but I didn't want to.

I LOVE PUDDLES!!!

I LOVE WALKING!!!

2008-01-03T14:40:00.001-08:00

Today me and my mama went on a long long looooooong walk! I was so excited I could barely sit still when she put my harness on! I wiggled and waggled and then mama said if I didn't sit quietly I wouldn't get to go, so I sat. And I waited for her to brush her teeth (I hate when she brushes my teeth!), and then when we went outside, I tried to take a huge bounding leap off the porch but she pulled me back! And I gave her a "look" and she gave me a "look" that was so much scarier and she told me to sit so I sat and we waited there on the porch for what seemed like FOREVER!!! Then mama said we could go and I tried to jump again but then we stopped. Every single time I try to tell her to hurry up, she slows me down! Ugh. Anyways, we walked over to her old school and we went inside and there was no one there except this huge orange cone and I hate orange cones and I started screaming at it to leave me alone and then mama took me to the cone and started petting the cone. I didn't like that so I tried to run away but mama made me sit again. She always makes me sit when all I want to do it run away! Then she took me off my leash and we walked and ran and I chased her and she chased me and I tried to eat grass but mama wouldn't let me. I LOVE TO EAT GRASS!! Now I am so tired. We got home and mama fed me my delicious food and it was so delicious, I gobbled it all up. So full...I think I'll take a nap...zzzzzz...woof!

Yummy!

2007-12-28T00:38:00.000-08:00

Merry Belated Christmas everybody! I got lotsa presents. I got a stuffed horsey with a ball and rope tale from my mama, a reindeer vest that my Uncle J (mama's kissypoo) got from PrettYoko, and some rawhides dipped in peanut butter and carob from my cousin Twister. Those rawhides were so yummy! Twister got them from Three Dog Bakery in Collierville, TN. That was my most favoritest present ever. Mama wouldn't let me chew up the whole thing because they are so big, but they are so very tasty!

Mama says we are moving soon! We are going someplace called Memphis. Mama says it's near the bakery where they make those yummy rawhides. She says we have to fly in a big ol' plane and that I have to stay in my carrier and not in her lap, and that scares me! I don't even know what a plane is!

That's okay. It might be fun to be somewhere new and smell new things and pee on new carpet. And I get to hang out with Cousin Twister!

Support the Rabid! (I watch The Office with Mama, and she thinks it's funny!)

Woof?

2007-12-26T22:00:00.000-08:00

Hi, my name is Donut. What's a blog? I'm a dog. Ball ball ball chase the pink ball...who's that knocking?!?! Phone ringing?!?! I'm gonna run under the bed!!!!

Yap yap yap yap yap yap!!!!! Time to lick my weewee again!! BYE!!!