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I know, I'm fickle.  But cute, so whatevs.

I LOVE ALL MY FANS!!!

I'm SO confused!!!

So hold up.

I haven't been able to get to a computer because my Mama left me!!!  And took her computer with her!

The last time I saw my Mama was at Auntie Wendy's house.  She brought me there with my bag and my crate.  And then we cuddled and Mama started crying but nothing was happening.  And she put me in my crate and Bambina and Speedo were bouncing around as usual, and then she gave me a treat and went outside.  I thought she was gonna come back, but she never did!  She called me on my birthday, but I didn't really have time to talk because I was licking myself (my favorite thing to do, EVER!).  Anyway, she told me that I was gonna stay at Auntie Wendy's for HALF A YEAR!!!  Mama said she was going to travel all over the place with some show and she can't take me with her!  I say that's horsepie!

And then last week, my Mama's dad picked me up and I don't like him too much because he's always petting me and tickling me when I don't want to be bothered!  So he puts me in my bag and puts me in the car and we go driving for a loooooooooong time!!!  Then we park and I'm scared thinking "WHERE AM I!?!" and then I realize that I'm at my old house with my first Mama!  So I'm playing with some old friends and some new ones and hanging out with First Mama just like old times!  I don't know how long I'm going to stay here, but Bambina isn't feeling too good and she needs her rest because I'm apparently too hyper.  Whatever.  Ain't nobody can hold down a party like Donut, so whatevs...

I guess I'm only gonna be here a short time, though.  But I really miss my real Mama.  I hope she comes to get me soon!  Then I can play with Twister and yell at Uncle J.  I bet he misses me, too.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

MAMA PLAYED A JOKE ON ME!!!

Me and My Mama

I love my Mama!!

DUCKIES!!!!!

Look what I did today!!!!! SOOOOOO FUN!!!!

Merry Christmas!

I'm in LA! Mama and me flew in a big ol' plane a week ago and it was so boring. I rode in planes before and she puts me inside my cozy bag (which I love love love) and put me under the seat in front of her. I don't know why she won't let me sit in her lap, but then I remember all the scary people on the plane and then I say "Forget it!"

Anyway, it's lots of fun except for having to pee outside in the cold. My mama's mama's house doesn't have a doggy toilet so I have to hold it in at night! I can't just get up at 6am to go pee when I want and it's hard but I did it! And now it's not a problem! I had an accident on the first day and then last night I had diarrhea because I ate some Christmas ham (only a tiny piece!) but other than than I'm amazing. I didn't eat today cuz my belly is a bit grumbly but that's okay. Mama said she would give me some rice and chicken when I'm feeling better.

I wore my Christmas sweater. I wish I got to wear my Santa hat and beard to the Christmas party last night but Mama forgot it! Now we have to wait a whooooooooooole year before I get to wear it again! Boooo...

Mama got me two toys! A carrot like in the movie Bolt and also a stuffed doggy that barks back! I got a frisbee from Aunty Wendy, too. Mama's trying to teach me how to catch it in the air but it's scary! What if it hits me in the face?! I have such a cute face...

I get to spend a week with my cousins Speedo and Bambina! Mama has to work in LA and she can't take me with her which makes me sad but then I get to hang out with my cousins so it's okay.

Here's a video of me doing tricks! Wow, I'm smart.